Things that make Pro tingly.

[Frosty]

15 hours ago, notallthere said:

Deer Brats for dinner tonight.

Yummy....is there any Rudolph jerky too?

After dinner can we sing Tom Waits' "Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis" together?

 

Edited November 14, 2017 by Frosty

[Professur]

Has anyone told you to go eff yerself yet today?

*we hatesss them, nasty big peeoplesssssssss*

[Frosty]

1 hour ago, Professur said:

Has anyone told you to go eff yerself yet today?
 

NOPE! YOU'RE THE FIRST !!!!  

 

Back to the Deer Brats....is it soft? Is it Juicy? My precious!

Edited November 14, 2017 by Frosty

[Professur]

 

[notallthere]

Tonight is going to be deer spaghetti. 

 

So we were cleaning out the freezer and found stuff.

[Frosty]

 

[Professur]

Some of us don't have the free time to go sit in a tree drinking beer.

[Frosty]

 

Beats being at work or at home wit' da' family, eh?

 

 

 

Edited November 14, 2017 by Frosty

[Professur]

Keep your nasty deer meat .. look what I found Unfortunately if's knocking on Christmas and winter as well. Or I'd have these beauties and you'd definitely see me for Woodward.

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-voiture-collection/ville-de-quebec/innocenti-2-voitures-italienne/1298115247?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

[notallthere]

You could put both those in the back of the wagon for the kids with the Shriners.

 

[Guitarsextreme]

OMGawd This is just too funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-B5vCLAoqw   or   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5FqZ0VeBBc

[Frosty]

15 hours ago, notallthere said:

You could put both those in the back of the wagon for the kids with the Shriners.

 

Yup.....I can picture Pro wearing a fez.

 

 

Edited November 15, 2017 by Frosty

[Professur]

Fez? I'm not feeling it.

[Frosty]

4 hours ago, Professur said:

Fez? I'm not feeling it.

"Arrest the tree! Obstructing sunlight! That's the charge!"-Fizban

[Guitarsextreme]

 

[JUSTA6]

On 11/13/2017 at 10:39 AM, Frosty said:

That's Mister Bastich to you !

Not my fault, you're the one that's hungry! You started it!

Someone really should tell him he can't hunt with that rubber sword.  Maybe an upgrade to a NERF crossbow might help. Then again...I have no place to talk with an empty freezer,  so I''ll Justa stay outta this one.

[Frosty]

This is a silly place!

[Professur]

What a silly bunt

[Frosty]

KEEPER
Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

LANCELOT
Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.

KEEPER
What is your name?

LANCELOT
My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.

KEEPER
What is your quest?

LANCELOT
To seek the Holy Grail.

KEEPER
What is your favorite color?

LANCELOT
Blue.

KEEPER
Right. Off you go.

LANCELOT
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

ROBIN
That's easy!

KEEPER
Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

ROBIN
Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.

KEEPER
What is your name?

ROBIN
Sir Robin of Camelot.

KEEPER
What is your quest?

ROBIN
To seek the Holy Grail.

KEEPER
What is the capital of Assyria?

ROBIN
I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

KEEPER
Stop! What is your name?

GALAHAD
Sir Galahad of Camelot.

KEEPER
What is your quest?

GALAHAD
I seek the Holy Grail.

KEEPER
What is your favorite color?

GALAHAD
Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh!

KEEPER
Heh heh. Stop! What is your name?

ARTHUR
It is Arthur, King of the Britons.

KEEPER
What is your quest?

ARTHUR
To seek the Holy Grail.

KEEPER
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen Challenger?

ARTHUR
What do you mean? An R/T, SRT, Demon or Hellcat?

KEEPER
What? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

BEDEMIR
How do you know so much about Challengers?

ARTHUR
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.

(...and it's good to be the King!)

[Frosty]

Silly ka-nig-it!

[notallthere]

On 11/15/2017 at 11:22 AM, Professur said:

Fez? I'm not feeling it.

If we are playing World of Warcraft I pick the Ogres.

 

[notallthere]

Pro,

Because Ms Notallthere is one interesting lady I bought her a keychain made from the Gimli Glider as a gift when she finishes her pilot's license this year.

[Frosty]

Is someone trying to become a member of the mile high club?

[Professur]

Getting into the Mile High club is a LOT tougher now. Before, a wink and some cash to a stewardess would get you left alone in the 'private stall' long enough to join with a willing partner. Now, any grunts or groans, or even taking too long is likely to get the flight turned back and you in handcuffs (again?).

Now ... getting back to things that make ME tingly (as opposed to Mrs. NAT)

Tell me that yellow one with the split grill isn't just begging for an arrowhead.


https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Electric-cars-electric-motorcycles-electric-sightseeing-cars-Car-electric-carriage-instead-of-walking/436811_32400830766.html?spm=2114.12010612.0.0.6a2de451p3L2j6
 

[Frosty]

4 hours ago, Professur said:

Getting into the Mile High club is a LOT tougher now. Before, a wink and some cash to a stewardess would get you left alone in the 'private stall' long enough to join with a willing partner. Now, any grunts or groans, or even taking too long is likely to get the flight turned back and you in handcuffs (again?).

You forget Pro, that's what makes notallthere tingly! Ohhh, and don't forget about mace and tasers too! 

Edited January 29, 2018 by Frosty