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The math test

Four guys head off from college for a road trip blowin off their test in math class.  They call the teacher and explain they had a flat and a replacement tire was unavailable till the following day.  He replied, that was OK and they could make up the test when they got back.  The party continues.....  They get back, the teacher puts each in a room and hands them the test.  1st question is for 5 points.  What is 10 divided by 2???   WHAT??? this is too easy.  5.    2nd question worth 95 points.......   What tire was flat?  

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On 2/18/2021 at 9:07 PM, notallthere said:

Just for Frosty.  Watch the yards you are in.



It's my sister. She's such a snowflake.



Ummm....I'm not sure this is what Cheech and Chong had in mind.



This is something that ever comes after "Hold Ma' Beer - Watch this" or you've been invited to GE's house!



Laughing, pointing, staring, and posting to social media not withstanding.....


Told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.



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2 hours ago, JUSTA6 said:


I guess we have to stop by Canadian Tire now, eh?


Sure, why do you think Ski-Doos are built in Canada, eh? So Canucks can get to work too.


Holy Waa! Dis is better den a lot of U.P. deer camp outhouses!


The Detroit River? Wow! I can see America from here!


Ain't nothing like a summer time BBQ with friends!


What is the opposites shorts?  Longs?


A Frosty family reunion.



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Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."🤣🤣🤣

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